The Snottor regrets to inform his beloved readers that a great tragedy has befallen him: Summer. He, a truly venerable creature, has the great misfortune of living in a climate that runs wild with evil glee in these coming months, and even the thought of it makes him want to have a migraine.
About this Artist:
The Phlox was a bit concerned about this selection—is, she enquired nervously, Chocolate Covered Katie really an artist? Shouldn’t we change this heading to blogger? The Snottor, however, was in no doubt at all about the subject, and rapped the Phlox’s flowery knuckles soundly.
His opinion, be it known, is that the esteemed Chocolate Covered Katie is an artist—not only a photographic artist in the realm of food pornography, but, primarily, an artist in the kitchen, where she is an innovative gastronomic figure.
The Snottor works his mind, wisdom organs, and muscles quite hard enough in his garden to need refueling, but he is a firm believer in the beloved adage you are what you eat. Another phlox of his procured a magic item [The Phlox clarifies—food processor] that has allowed him to whip up many alternative delights. Katie thoughtfully spans just about all eating preferences, desires, penchants, fetishes, and requirements, including KETO, Vegan, sugar-free, gluten-free, nut-free, generally healthy, etc.
Some of the Snottor’s favorite dishes can be found below—he assures the reader that they are shockingly easy to whip up:
Quick black-bean brownies:
Her main blog page, in case the reader has not been able to find it for themselves, may be found here:
The Snottor understands his readers’ inevitable doubts as to the advisableness of baking and consuming bean-filled delights. He exhorts them to be brave and go boldly.